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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

About 700 Marines being mobilized in response to LA protests - CNN

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

share office space ...

Rangers Option Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors

So they tried

No way

Thumbs down again.

Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The Silent Symptom Most People Don't Realize Could Be a Dementia Sign, According to Neurologists - Yahoo

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

How can you determine if your therapist has crossed professional boundaries and become too emotionally invested in your relationship as a patient/client?