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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:42

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
About 700 Marines being mobilized in response to LA protests - CNN
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
share office space ...
Rangers Option Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors
So they tried
No way
Thumbs down again.
Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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